6 days ago (461 notes) source
I laughed much harder at this photo than I’d like to admit …
6 days ago (83980 notes) source
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
1 month ago (240758 notes) source
in his Kanye Nest
when he wakes up he’s going to be his kanye best
This is the tale of Kanye West, who is snuggled in his Kanye Nest, having himself a Kanye Rest, for he must be at his Kanye Best, before he’s off on a Kanye Quest, where he’ll be put to the Kanye Test, in hopes to retrieve the Kanye Chest that is distinctly marked with the Kanye Crest, He shall return to the Kanye Nest and have himself a Kanye Fest, where he will welcome many Kanye Guests, but first he must be rid of Kanye Pests, before he can put on his Kanye Vest and dance at the party with such Kanye Zest.
did you just
1 month ago (152306 notes) source
i want to throw up when i think about the past and all the people that i used to be friends with and all the wrong things ive done and all the things ive said that i shouldnt have
1 month ago (259303 notes) source
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
1 month ago (233969 notes) source
Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.
And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.
1 month ago (1563 notes) source - /kirk
when they finally come to destroy the earth
they’ll have to deal with you first and now
my money says they won’t know about
the thousand fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes
1 month ago (5625 notes) source
Tom Hiddleston | the Cult Gala In Association With Sight & Sounds of ‘Only Lovers Left Alive' during the 57th BFI London Film Festival [Oct 19]
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